A Haunted Mansion Halloween

 

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Beers Street Haunted Mansion! I am your host, your ghost host.

My Mickey Ears were crafted by Fair Godmother LLC

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. This October hinges were creaking in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds were echoing through the halls for my Haunted Mansion inspired Halloween. 

Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely in the Doom Buggie at all times and remember...

Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits, wherever they’re at! Rap on a table — it’s time to respond. Send us a message from somewhere beyond…

Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination — hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out! 

Hurry back! Hurry back! Be sure to bring your death certificate… if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We’ve been dying to have you…